Android

An operating system owned by Google LLC built on some version of the Linux kernel for smartphones and tablets which powers almost every smartphone and tablet other than Apple Inc.'s which iOS users say poor people use even though Android is the most used operating system globally and most Android smartphones, particularly those manufactured by Samsung Electronics cost more than iPhones.

iOS user: You use Android?
Android user: You use iOS?

Android by f5f5ka_6YW7 December 17, 2025

Android

Android has many meanings.
Type of robot.
Company that was bought by Google and doesn't exist anymore.
An operating system.
Any phone that runs Android.

"this isn't human, it's an android"
"I used to work for the Android company"
"My phone runs Android, so it's an Android"

Android by Clark Bloomberg March 6, 2026

Android 18 

From the dragonball universe, Android 18 is a human remodeled as an android by Dr. Gero. She becomes a good guy after Gohan defeats Cell. Android 17's twin sister, one of the androids created for making Cell perfect. She is slightly less powerful than 17. She becomes Krillin's wife, and has a kid with him named Marin, much to Goku's surprise. She uses computer speak every now and again, demonstrated in her amazement to how Vegeta became so much stronger in such a short time, after training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, saying "It just doesn't compute 16, there's just no way".

Android 18: Whoever owns these clothes should have their optic sensors adjusted. They are obviously malfunctioning.

Said when looking at Chi-Chi's outfits.

Android 18 by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Android 17 

The best character in Dragon Ball Super with out a doubt and the MVP of the Tournament of Power. 17 is a savage who was the first character to damage the Alpha known as Jiren and then Processed to give his life in a self-destruction attack to save the lives of Goku and Vegeta. Honestly without him the final arc of Super would have been shit so everyone bow down too our new god

Person 1: how sure are you you'll be able too win this boxing match?
Person 2: As sure as the fact that Android 17 is the best character in Super

Android 17 by DBStard March 4, 2018

android blind 

When you get a cool emoji-filled text from your friend but have no idea what the fuck they're saying because all of the emojis are little boxes.

You: Man, my dog died today.
Friend: 💀
You: What's ?
Friend: Sorry, forgot you were android blind

android blind by LuxuriantCarrot July 10, 2022

Android 19 

From the dragonball universe, Android 19 is one of Dr. Gero weaker, but more obedient androids. He is weaker than a super saiyan, and gains energy by absorbing energy attacks, or by holding on to their victims.

Android 19: Do not try to escape. Yes, it is useless. Until I have your energy, I will never let you go.

Said after grabbing Vegeta to steal his energy. His arms are pulled off shortly after.

Android 19 by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Android User 

A human, just like you.

Why the fuck would you search this? Just so you could find some snarky remark about them being 'fucking gay' or 'dumb ass bitches'? Get a fucking life. What brand your little computer pocket comes from ain't important, chief.

Chad - Yo, you heard? David got an Android, what a cuck.
Mike - You... do know it doesn't fucking matter, right?
Chad - Android users are gay as fuck!
Mike - {Unfriends Chad, fuck you Chad}

Android User by tinyrubberducks September 11, 2019