Alden

A super cool and awesome pan man who is hot and handsome and cool and strong

Gray: Alden, are you high right now?

Alden: (Confidently) No.

by Sillyboyboy January 28, 2024

Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.

Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!

by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023

Alden

A person that may look cold / aloof, but he actually is a very friendly guy. He would help you if you ask for it. He would act like a gentlemen / very educated (not as in study) person. He may look like an introvert, but really, he is just a quite extrovert.

Some people pronounce it like "AL-dn" some say "ALL-dn", has never heard someone say "***-den" (den as pronounced like the name Den) before tho.

Friend: "He did not hold the door for me, I was 1 sec behind him, the door almost actually slamed on my face"

You: "Alden holds the door for me in a way that almost made me feel sorry, so I tried to run in front of him to hold it for him, but that ended up me looking reather silly"

by cut the crap rn November 22, 2023

Alden

He is a very nice person. He can be slightly rude when making jokes with friends, but in general he is a total cavalier/gentleman. He is ambivert.

Freind: "Out of all the cast and crew, who do you miss the most?"
You: "Definitely Alden!"

by cut the crap rn November 28, 2023

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

Alden

alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up

me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.

by urmomissohotttt November 21, 2021

Alden

That friend that was good at first then he got a girl friend and changed a lot

How Alden really changed after he met vaydah

by Lilmaxyboi February 23, 2021