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Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.
The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah
by UltimateDoge August 29, 2021
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The Fragrance of Afghanistan

Marijuana; or, the distinctive scent of marijuana.
Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon, we burn the midnight oil.

The fragrance of Afghanistan rewards a long day's toil.

Pulling into Kathmandu, smoke rigs fill the air.

Perfumed by a Nepal night, the express gets you there.-Rush, A Passage to Bangkok.
by nemodat1 July 11, 2021
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War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).
If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan
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