An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.
Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!
by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022
Beer and green olives
by dB Kooper December 04, 2022
Noun
ahr-kuh n-saw air-bruhsh
When someone (man or woman) is receiving oral pleasure and passes gas in the face of the person giving them said oral pleasure.
ahr-kuh n-saw air-bruhsh
When someone (man or woman) is receiving oral pleasure and passes gas in the face of the person giving them said oral pleasure.
Guy 1: So, what happened with you and Jill last night?
Guy 2: She was blowing me and I gave her an Arkansas Airbrush by accident. She was cool with it though and finished me off anyway.
Guy 2: She was blowing me and I gave her an Arkansas Airbrush by accident. She was cool with it though and finished me off anyway.
by geesmith May 29, 2015
Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
by Jimmy The Clown March 15, 2022
When a man decides to have a sip of whiskey and keeping it in his mouth and then give oral sex to a female.
by blackmambou October 05, 2017
by Diyelegi1515 April 26, 2017
To die under incredibly mysterious circumstances while being involved with the Clintons and having evidence of a crime, where no autopsy is allowed, and its always declared a suicide, "car accident," or "plane accident"
Joe: I found evidence of a Clinton crime! Billy: Stop! Don't say anything. A typical Arkansas Abortion involves 3 gunshots to the back of the head, a CIA controlled car wreck, or a gym accident after finding this evidence... you don't want that do you?
by Truthshallgetyousuicided November 22, 2017