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jononess

when one is infected by one whom they call jono.
help! i’m suffering from jononess!
by neubabe March 27, 2023
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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
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jono

jono is an egg
by Robobobodaman May 12, 2021
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Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
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Jono

Jono is a neek
by Bendy dick July 23, 2021
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jonos

jonos is a big boy
commonly used to describe a guy with a long genital
by Big_sussy_man January 5, 2023
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JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!
by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022
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