by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019
Get the johannes bartlmug. A Guy That Has A Humongous Penis ! He Has The Power Of Changing The World! He’s A Shy Guy But Can Fuck Your Life Up In Matter Of Seconds! He Is A Good Friend And Also The God Of Comedy! And The Most Important Thing Is Don’t introuduce Your Girlfriend To Him! Cause Yo Girl Will Flippity Flapp Flapp To Johann’s Humongous Penis
by Eydís Eva May 15, 2019
Get the Johann Gunnarmug. 
einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.
girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.
by søs søk January 5, 2021
Get the einar johannesmug. by Ukwnusr October 22, 2020
Get the Dirty Johannmug. This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.
by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020
Get the Johann Prestymug. Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.
"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006
Get the Johann Bartendelmug.