The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 05, 2020
A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long
by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021
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A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 25, 2023
A pretty cool name I’d say, meaning Bear Cub/ Peaceful Warrior. I know a few people called Humphrey, proper down to earth souls that can only see the best in people, they look past the bad. Norman/ German origin so that means they’re normally tall, blonde and fabulous. They’ll fiercely protect their own so don’t mess with them. They’re lovers of the outdoors, enjoy camping and sitting round a fire telling jokes and toasting to the good life with their friends and family. Extremely humble and grateful for what they’re given in this life and look forward to the next. Keep your Humphrey close, they’re very special people.
Humphrey is the best of the best!
by goodforyou2987 November 26, 2021
by Pseudozer March 05, 2021