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Humphrey

When a female lays on her back and make a fist with her hand so you can make love to it.
My lady was on her rag so she gave me a Humphrey.
by Diddypop October 30, 2021
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Humphrey

Hu = One True God (Sanskrit)
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)

Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King
In that time, Humphrey will walk with you forever and ever.
by HDGA22 November 23, 2021
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Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”
“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”
by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021
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Ayden Humphrey

A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long
hey yo dude, did you see the new kid? yeah man, he looks like a total Ayden Humphrey
by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021
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A Humphrey

Pulling a Humphrey is when one inserts/penetrates an individual of the female sex whilst discarding/contracting contents of the uterine walls.
I’m so lonely and the bitch next door is on her period and just got chlamydia from unit 11, fuck it I’ll pull a Humphrey.
by A Helping Friend December 10, 2019
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David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
David Humphrey was really mean to me today
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
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steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023
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