by aawfasd August 18, 2022
by Your dad's balls October 15, 2017
by mary jo kimsey February 28, 2009
The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
by I'm your dad April 22, 2011
The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.
Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*
by Pinklepuff February 20, 2018
This is the up most terrifying insult you can use. This will hopefully never be used but if it was. the victim will dream about this every night and never forget about it
by Edwon_person February 28, 2018
Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys October 8, 2008