a male that eats yoghurt on a daily basis, hes the king of all men and hes taken by all the yoghurt women in the world. Hes loyal to all his females and is masculine and dominant
by yoghurt female February 13, 2022
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
Yoghurt Lobber; a term used to describe the male organ also known as the penis. Also known as a yoghurt lobber to describe the process of ejaculation; a yoghurt type substance is shot (as though being lobbed) hence name, yoghurt lobber
by sall69 January 25, 2011
male friends or acquaintances who have had sex with same woman / women. Not necessarily at the same time, but could be. 1-star for one woman shared, up to 5-stars for having had sex with 5 (or more) women. Typically found in ex-pat populations in Asia.
by Graham Spider August 05, 2009
A highly spiced blend of boiling-hot yoghurt and herbs, principally used by David Mitchell for the purpose of basting his enemies.
R: "Any more lip out of you, sonny, and I'll call David Mitchell – then it'll be the hot yoghurt treatment for you."
by mynaisir March 21, 2005
Excitable and generally lengthy late night conversations, littered with epiphanies. Topics that may or may not be covered and may be repeated (no one will notice) include Life, The Universe, Everything, Evolution, Mother Nature, Technology, Quantum anything, and drugs. Often carried out by 'Yoghurt Weavers.'
'Isn't it amazing how we're all here and who's in charge of this - our destiny - can we really evolve beyond this point or have scientists taken charge of our evolution? Maybe Acid is the next step? Maybe I'm the missing link? Should we blame the chinese? Politicians here? TV? or Acid?...Shit guys, we've been sat here yoghurt weaving for 13 hours!'
by Messimo April 06, 2010
by Yoggobobbo February 25, 2010