yo mama

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003
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That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"

Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."

Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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Yo mama

a type of insult that is used as a joke.
Yo mama so fat when she died and tryed to climb the stairs to heaven she broke the stairs to heaven
by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
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Your mother;Defense against insult, as in
Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!
by yoh mahmah March 05, 2003
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yo mama

The person who keeps calling me
Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.
by CDG January 22, 2004
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yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.
Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.
by Ryan October 17, 2004
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Yo mama= a sexy thing to add after EVERY phrase!
"josh: you are so gay!"
"scott: no yo mama is so gay in bed!"
by BUTTERNIPPLE June 23, 2007
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