Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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by CDG January 22, 2004
1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.
by Ryan October 17, 2004
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