won illt

Where the word "won't" comes form.

I won illt do this today.

by Jesse Corey January 15, 2012

joo-won

1. A person that copies phrases/sayings of others and claims them as their own.

2. Bad use of 1337 speak to acknowledge when someone has won.

1. That chick is such a joo-won, I told her to suck a fart and she claims she has been using that phrase since she was six! What a joo-won!

2. d00d! j00-\/\/0|\|!!!!!111 ur 5k1lls r 1337!!!

by tross July 7, 2006

won at life

To receive sex (of any kind) whilst doing another enjoyable act (such as playing a videogame)

'yesterday I played halo, what did you do?'
'i did the same, but I won at life'

by delahunty1000 May 19, 2015

Ye Won

Originating from Korea, Ye Won is quite an odd creature. The Ye Won's of this world are known to be emanating pig-like sounds and tend to physical exercise with Miss Bootylicious (See Danyell). Also FAILS ALL HER CLASSES!

Danyell: Hey, it's Ye Won!
Ashlee: No, that's a pig.
Danyell: Oh. Well, it sounded like Ye Won.

by Danyell [Disaster] January 15, 2009

won ton

One Hundred Ten Dollars

(while playing poker) "Im gonna Re-raise to 'Won Ton'."

by DoobieWan May 3, 2006

Yong Won

A korean man whore best known for flexing the one thing he can, his girlfriend.

You are such a yong won

by pseudoju8in February 17, 2020

Won an Internet

1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.

Congratu-fucking-lations, you Won an Internet, you can quit life now.

by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014