Wesley 

The kid that glows

Goes to disco party in dark
That guy has full glow in dark costume
No that’s just wesley

Wesley by Victory royale for Biden January 24, 2021

Wesley 

A man whose penis will make all others feel inferior, and whine is the best at playing snake.

I saw Wesley’s dick while playing snake, it was like it ate 50 apples.

Wesley by Dawordfromdahood January 24, 2022

Wesley 

Wesley is an annoying transgender jerk that thinks he can be better than anything. He is a dick and has no friends whatsoever. Most Wesleys' will commit crimes when they grow up that will most likely include murder and rape. Whenever things don't go exactly the way he wants them to, (yes, they have OCD) he will start screaming and cussing and throwing dangerous tantrums. If you see a Wesley, stay away from him as much as possible. They are f***ing dangerous.

Person 1: Whoops, sorry, didn't mean to trip you.
Wesley: FOUL!!! That's a MOTHERFUKING FOUL YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
(Throws daggers and chainsaws all over the place and ends up running around getting people
virginity lost.)

Wesley by Anonymous Derpboy December 11, 2018

Wesley 

Pathological liar and a rapist and mentally stupid. Will lie for anything and will argue with a brick wall. Quick to start an argument and is very vain of himself. A jerk face and girls like to play tricks on him and act like their his girlfriend just to make a fool out of him. He can dish it out but can't take it. Loves to pick a fight and talk smack but when you start giving it back to him he cries and runs to a corner and calls for his mommy. He thinks people like him but they don't. (NEEDS HELP VERY BADLY)

DONT TALK TO A WESLEY UNLESS YOU KNOW HIM.

Wesley by Jordan Felts lover May 16, 2018

Wesley 

A guy in a world like everyone else, gets complemented on his eyes, in love with a girl named Brie-Anna until freshman year he finds out she’s a slut and he’s loveless, he makes tons of friends and is funny

1:Wow did you know that you’re kinda like Wesley

2:Wow I didn’t know that.

Wesley by InhalingMoan13 September 20, 2018

Wesley 

Is literally the hottest, least gay person I could think of when I think of the top 1 gayest people. Now that's an acomplishment.
I'd tell him to fuck off if I could naroWOW

person 1: i am gay
person 2: hi wesley

Wesley by Princestia July 31, 2018

Wesley 

Your typical average norm of a white boy, but this man has a different twist in his package, he has nothing but the words of Jesus Christ in his mouth, he is also a big reader and a huge nerd in math class, with his attitude you want to beat him the FUCK UP. He also has a dad that gives him very weird looks like a oddly manner, sometimes i wonder why does trash exist? And then I realize its for the sake of memes.

Blake: Hey where is Wesley? I have to beat him up!
Me: Probably preaching the lord.
Blake: Lets go!

Wesley by NotGiveMeDaDoritoz July 24, 2018