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Waifu Whip

The legendary weapon held by the masters of weeb shit and the coolio kids. There are 6 Waifu Whips in existence; 3 are in the hands of the coolio kids and weeb shit masters, while 3 other whips are lost in history.

The whips can take shape of a keychain or a ruler or etc. Often found on the whips are depictions of anime waifus , thus defining the waifu of the waifu whip.

It’s called the waifu whip because the weapon itself is used like a whip, swinging it and spanking your opponents.
The whip is powerful on adversaries like the retarded bishal and other autists
If get your hands on one, use it carefully because it’s a powerful weapon.
Finally, I’ve found a waifu whip in the hands of an evil warlord, once lost in history
by Autist slayer August 31, 2019
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no Waifu no Laifu

A motto or creed in which ur significant other means the world to u and without them ur life has no meaning
Him:Its OK if you need a break I'll wait for you

Her: but why would u put yourself through all that knowing I might never feel the same
Him: isnt it obvious ... No waifu no laifu
by Star Guardian X January 8, 2017
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Waifu Hell

"Look son, that guy is a Waifu Hell member. That guy is awesome."
by Itoshiki July 6, 2018
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Waifu Pilled

Being waifu pilled means you don't take an interest in real women you just love anime girls
Dexter rejected sophie because hes in love with Zero Two, hes very waifu pilled
by Shlumped out September 2, 2022
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Waifu Winter

Waifu Winter is the time of the year when winter strikes and your Waifu is required to wear and cute outfit winter themed
by Mr.Gay4321 November 3, 2020
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Schrodinger's Waifu

One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all
My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do

Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
by Yung Lad October 22, 2020
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Waifu Dysphoria

An existential emotion describing one's loss of will to live after realizing they will never have a cute asian girlfriend.
He's never getting a girlfriend, he's going through Waifu dysphoria.
by NytheHeart November 27, 2017
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