Levi Wagner

When you have to vigorously masturbait so you’re not stiff.

The other night I had to Levi Wagner before the big game.

by Fetzl October 16, 2019

sean wagner

a sexy as fuck guy

sean wagner gives good sex

by pammydj May 25, 2017

Gavin Wagner

A guy who Wants to shove a laptop up someones ass then shit down their throat

I swear to god if you post that i will come to your house and shit down your neck. - Gavin Wagner

by Gavinwantstokillme March 27, 2013

Jack Wagner

A racist person against yellow people for instance the simpsons

wow i did not know you were a jack wagner Joe

by fsfffsfdfsd July 27, 2020

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Sgt Wagner

The main topic of the song "We all love you Sgt Wagner", from an old cartoon which ends with 'Sgt Wagner' being blown up while piloting a helicopter; exclaiming "Waaaagh!!".

"We all love you Sgt Wagner, tuck me in my little wooden bed. Sing us a song Sgt Wagner, through worst and berg let me wake and hear the birds"

by Helos98765 January 23, 2023

Franz Wagner

When he has his eyes on the rim, get out of the way.
Probably the greatest white boy to ever dunk a basketball.

Did you see when Jared Vanderbilt got dunked in by Franz Wagner ?

by Big Chuma November 19, 2021