A wholesome freak is a woman who carries herself like a lady in public, living up to her values. At first glance, one would think this woman is innocent. But at night when she gets home to her man, all that wholesome shit is out. She's sucking and fucking like porn star, throwing ass back & he better catch it. Babysitting kids in her mouth. Alladatttt.
by Naeeb August 11, 2017
1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 14, 2005
A woman with morals & values that has thot like tendencies. Usually found at bible study, college graduations, or feminist rallies.
by Big Lief August 10, 2018
Getting sexually aroused by another man doing something wholesome and proper for your wife, while you watch.
Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.
Examples: giving flowers, buying gifts, giving hugs and comforting.
"Hey, are you going to the concert with your wife?"
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."
"No, im letting her go with her co-worker, im gonna just go by myself and get a spot in the back row."
"You and your wholesome cuckolding, jim."
by assshorts May 10, 2018
Good and ethical by standards only applicable to interior Alaska. Sullied standards of righteousness, only to be seen as virtuous by residents of the golden heart city.
I’d call her Fairbanks Wholesome; she taught my kids swim lessons before she went to prison as an accessory to murder.
by Secondcare July 13, 2022
Pikachu is my wholesome fetish.
by Rei the Goat February 22, 2021
amy. amy is the defenition
by drakeinnit August 31, 2021