Skip to main content

volcano

The greatest and best vaporizer in the world. Milks the vapor for you into a plastic bag, which is then inhaled through a mouth piece attatchment. The purest way to get high off of marijuana, other than eating it. Also used by some chefs to flavor food.
"Hey man, I got really high off that Volcano...almost, dare I say it...too high."
by Jack Herer September 21, 2008
mugGet the volcano mug.

Volcano Taco

Taco from taco bell that is really damn HOT!!

(made me sweat)
I ate the volcano taco and starting sweating and turning red while eating.
mugGet the Volcano Taco mug.

volcano johnson

(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.

(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!

SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.

FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.

SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
mugGet the volcano johnson mug.

Icelandic volcano

Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
by Janie Blooms April 17, 2010
mugGet the Icelandic volcano mug.

volcano effect

A violent release of pent-up stress and/or frustration similar to an erupting volcano.
I have been on both sides of the volcano effect. It's not a pretty sight.
by Dan Boerger November 12, 2007
mugGet the volcano effect mug.

Peruvian Volcano

Two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:

+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.

+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.

+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.

At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?
by sir esteban July 5, 2012
mugGet the Peruvian Volcano mug.

the volcano god

The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.

Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!
by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018
mugGet the the volcano god mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email