" she's my best friend"
-keagan
'no viola don't touch me there!'
by O December 6, 2003
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A wannabe violin. Snuggled safely between the violin section and the cello section, violists know that their terrible playing will definitely be drowned out. In fact, you will NEVER hear violas on a digital recording because degital recording has become so advanced that all extraneous noise is eliminated. =)
How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't get that high!
by th3samiam September 15, 2006
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-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week?
-Yea, i heard he made another violist
by Anonymous September 29, 2004
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1. what you say when you do something right, pronounced wa-la! Italian or Latin in origin I thinks

2. an instrument, like a small violin, but sounds kinda like a cello. go figure.
1. Viola! I have finished my model car.

2. Jerry plays the viola in band class.
by zomgwtflolbbq February 22, 2008
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A writer who rebels against the mainstream and kicks out against chick lit she uses her own language to paint descriptions of people and places .
Oh that poem is by Saira Viola it uses colour and art and music to describe characters and plot action .
by AidanK July 26, 2011
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Viola King. The only orchestra player in the world who can best Ling Ling. Plays Viola, and practiced 80 hours a day.
“Why can’t you be more like Viola King, he practices 80 hours a day
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He’s a meme created by TwoSetViolin (Eddy is the “actor” that represents this character). It is said that he’s better than Ling Ling.

Once upon a time (1500), a luthier called Kachikawawa made violins for the musicians that played at court for the king. The king wanted more bass at the orchestra, so he contacted Kachikawawa and created the Cello and the Double-Bass. Then, this luthier made a mistake while cutting the wood that was supposed to be a violin in the future. It was too big for a violin case, but too small for a cello one. It was a disaster, so the King and Kachikawawa decided to keep the secret. It didn’t go really well. Ling Ling was listening the conversation and he told everyone about it! The world wanted to know about this creation, so Kachikawawa and the King finally agreed on the fact that they should keep creating that instrument. They named it “viola”, and everyone loved it!

Throughout time, people were very ill and they found out that it was caused by the frequencies that the viola emitted. To destroy it, there was needed a sacrifice, so the King grabbed the viola, played some notes and suddenly, he died. It is said that his soul’s still living in his helmet.
Brett: Wow! Have you heard that The Viola King is even better than Ling Ling because he practises 40 hours a second?!?
by Skaia June 23, 2019
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