What is fun to do, but is misunderstood for causing real-world violence (see Jack Thompson). A real video gamer judges video games, not video game systems. Each video game systems has good games and bad games. There is no system that has all good games.
by Light dude July 20, 2008
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Get the videogame mug.Going far beyond the mortal uber-nerd, the videogameologist has written a 90 page abstract on why we choose Ruy over Chun Li while playing SF2 even though she's damn hot.
"I swear, you gotta have some kind of degree in Videogameology to finish that game!"
"I swear, you gotta have some kind of degree in Videogameology to finish that game!"
by Lounge Three May 25, 2007
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Get the VIDEOGAMEBOSS100 mug.10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.
9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.
8. No violence, no fun.
7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.
6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.
5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.
4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.
3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.
2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.
1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.
8. No violence, no fun.
7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.
6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.
5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.
4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.
3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.
2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.
1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
by the man who LOST THE GAME January 15, 2009
Get the The 10 Laws of Video Games mug.A condition of the human body and mind that can take place after a multi-hour videogame session in which person suffers after-affects from excessive gameplay.
Typical symptoms include but are not limited to:
* inability to stop visualizing the game when you close your eyes
* insomnia due to feeling like you are still playing the game
* blurry vision
* general disorientation
* game music stuck in head
Typical symptoms include but are not limited to:
* inability to stop visualizing the game when you close your eyes
* insomnia due to feeling like you are still playing the game
* blurry vision
* general disorientation
* game music stuck in head
After playing Starcraft 2, until 3am for the first time, the patient experienced acute Videogame Sickness which disrupted his sleep that night as he was unable to shake the intense feeling that he was still playing the game.
by coolchewlew March 9, 2011
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