Twonk

Portmanteau stemming from 'twink' and 'wonka,' in reference to Timothee Chalamet's casting in the upcoming Wonka prequel

'Timothee Chalamet is redefining Willy Wonka; is the year of the twonk upon us?'

by casgetouttamyass October 14, 2021

Twonk

Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters

Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy

by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015

twonk

an overweight twink

look at that fruity twonk!

by fortniteplayers9999 April 1, 2025

Twonk

Twinky Gronk

Luke is a retarded Twonk

by SpedWed December 28, 2021

Twonk

A twonk is a fat/overweight Asian (just like twink, but for overweight Asian)

Asian: That is STILL incorrect
EXAMP: Alright, Twonk.

by .owO. February 11, 2020

Twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

by Dat_smart_cookie May 30, 2018

Twonk

A fat twink, or just an obese gay person in general

Fat ass mf named tremonte: guys i think i’m a twink
Sane person: Nahhhh you a Twonk

by general-store June 13, 2023