Tufts

Tufts: A university for kids who worked just as hard (and on occasion harder) the their Ivy peers in high school, but just weren't interesting enough to get into the Ivys.

Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.

student a: yo, you wanna pregame tonight?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?

by bored&bitter October 18, 2011

tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants probably won't enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."

I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.

by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006

Tuts

when a fat girl's big tits rest on her huge gut

Damn dude look at that girl's tuts

by Mundzilla July 8, 2009

tufts

ivy-league reject school. that is all.

I didnt get into Harvard so i went to Tufts.

by ec March 29, 2005

tutus

anything silly or idiotic act.

BOY 1:Why is that girl bangin her head against the wall?
BOY 2:Cause she's tutus!! lol

by slangmasterdon October 22, 2009

Tutsi-roll

drunkin blackman being rolled over, and or falling down a hill

bitch wife rolls their drunk black husband over on the couch

Tutsi-roll

by MysteriousMr.Ree January 8, 2009

Tutsi-ed

When one has been executed by someone via the machete method.

Boy 1 - "Those motherfuckers Tutsi-ed my ass in Resident Evil. Why the fuck is this shit in Africa and not in Afghanistan where they have missiles?"

Boy 2 - "Because Africa has many bitches to kill and hack away!"

Boy 3 - "YA BOI!!!!!!!!!"

by fasmaun January 10, 2011