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Gwenyth is a troglodyte

by Peepee stinkerman May 13, 2021

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Day of the Troglodyte

On November 16th, the being called a troglodyte is celebrated.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.

Friend 1: "hey mate how's it going?"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"

by yippee783 November 17, 2024

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Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.

"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"

by M-peror July 29, 2025

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A person (typically a female) that prefers the dating preference of all races. It stands for Every beautiful type truly radiates passion; their diverse preference captures vibrant openness.

“Hey after being a snow bunny for years I think I now prefer all races.” “Congrats on joining the equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni life!”

by Jaydome12543 February 12, 2025

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