Tower of Power

It´s a S&M device that they sell at a store in Los Angeles. It´s a stool... small stool, You know to sit on. That has this spindle that comes up, that´s sticks up Your asshole and it has straps on the legs of the stool where You supposed to put a persons ankle into the straps on the edge of the stool. And they actually sell this thing there and it´s called the Tower of Power. -- Frank Zappa

"I can take about an hour on the tower of power, As long as I get my little golden shower" -- Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa

by cooper_arg April 11, 2020

burn your tower

1) To undeniably humiliate
2) To rightly infuriate

"Hey man, will it burn your tower if I start talking to that chick?"

"Do you think it'll burn your tower if I eat the last doughnut?"

by Hans from Albany July 1, 2006

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

Towerdactyl

A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.

1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.

This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.

2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.

3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.

A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.

"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."

"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."

by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011

Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.

"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"

by WeWe Baguette December 10, 2019