Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
by x94952 January 3, 2011

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
by Suspensee October 6, 2020

by Tony Rivers April 3, 2005

A girl who has some splendidly magnificent sexy toes. ..But people like to crACk on em ;. Highly nauseous at times, when socks are thrown off
"DAYMMN giirl! Look at those fineass burnt tootsie roll s, burnt thanngsss"
"Stop throwing those socks! EWWURGGHH "
"Stop throwing those socks! EWWURGGHH "
by daymnn<333 February 11, 2009

by Forrest G December 27, 2007

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.
Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?
Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.
Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?
Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.
Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?
Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.
by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013
