Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll

A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.

"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."

Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll by jram October 15, 2006

Canadian Tootsie Roll 

The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog

"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll

Canadian Tootsie Roll by leprechaunderf March 3, 2009

mexican tootsie roll 

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

mexican tootsie roll by trav1234 February 24, 2010

musty tootsie roll 

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.

Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"

musty tootsie roll by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017

Suck my tootsie roll 

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

Suck my tootsie roll by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

small vanilla tootsie roll 

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

small vanilla tootsie roll by Trent Easton May 22, 2006

German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.

"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."

German Tootsie Roll by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008