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Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't
Wow, Jt is such a toolbag I can't stand him!
toolbag by billy m. December 12, 2006
A person so inept as to be utterly useless in any capacity; not just a tool, but an entire bag FOR tools, making him/her a repository for all things lacking any socially acceptable value.
"Did you hear that John got his hand caught in the toilet when he dropped his cell phone down the hole and tried to fish it out? What a toolbag!"
toolbag by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006
n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.
"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"
toolbag by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

toolbaginism 

The act of being a complete retard as if you went to college and studied toolbagery. The guy in every bar who is "that guy" who thinks he can top evey story known to man. Most of the time, subjects are money grubbing trustfund babies. the art of being the ultimate toolbag. having the trifecta in cockblocking, stumbeling, and inapropriate mouth.
"That douche has a degree in toolbaginism."

friend 1: damn dude, that girl over there is a dime piece.
friend 2: Yea bro you ain't kidding.
toolbag (LOUDLY) : yea man i would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.......watch me work.
toolbaginism by snarfshark77 August 4, 2011

toolbag jones 

The name for someone who is a tool
Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes
toolbag jones by F-18 September 15, 2009
A guy who is a combination of a tool and a douchebag.
Dude, you're such a fuckin' toolbag.
toolbag by ravedITB April 12, 2009