Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it

My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good

by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017

Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.

Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!

by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020

monster.tombstone

Lol,
very gay he/they

monster.tombstone is gay very cold

by Zoxie August 16, 2021

Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

tombstoning

'tombstoning' - diving off rocks and cliff faces into a body of water such as a lake, pond, the ocean, etc.

The term 'tombstoning' is more commonly used in the UK and Europe than in North America.

Actual News Article:

A top Australian bodyboarder is still recovering in hospital after breaking his legs while "tombstoning" in west Cornwall.

by Steven Biars August 28, 2005