Skydivers mouth

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

by Rory Grue December 30, 2022

Skydiver

when ur skool bans the word "skibity" so you have to use this instead

Hey bro did you brainrot when you watched that skydiver gyat sigma Ohio rizz?
*starts talking gen alpha gibberish*

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Scandinavian Skydiving

The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.

"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."

by NotCnug July 15, 2025

360° Skydiving

A more intense form of skydiving where you jump out of a plane, and skydive into another plane (thus creating a circle, so 360°). Similar to bonzai skydiving, there is no parachute, so don’t miss.

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened to Steve?
Guy 2: Oh, you didn’t hear. Steve’s 360° skydiving trip went south. He missed the second plane.
Guy 1: Damn...

by Screw-It-I'm-Out May 21, 2018

the muddy skydiver

taking a shit standing up into a urinal

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

Camaroonian Cannonball Skydive

The act of skydiving with your significant other or friend, before taking off of your clothes and banging in freefall. However, instead of doing it normally, the receiver (you or your partner) spreads their legs so far they start doing the splits mid-air. After that, you thrust into them at fast speeds, before pulling out fully and repeating. When one of you climax, you curl into a ball with each other and continue fucking until you decide to stop and pull the parachute.

Sergi: Me and my girlfriend managed to do THE Camaroonian Cannonball Skydive on our honeymoon in Grenada!
Austin: You lucky, lucky man....

by nebulous_nebu November 16, 2025

bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021