Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!

Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man

by PajamaPro January 3, 2018

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

by I like burger January 29, 2025