Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

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