a mom is someone who birthed you and has cared for you your whole life and has never let you down. if a mom has ever let you down she has become a mother. a mom will go to the moon and back just to see you smile.
love your mom
love your mom
by wazzap046 May 12, 2020
A woman who puts everyone and everything else first, to the point that she loses herself along the way. She thinks of everyone else first, but is usually the last to be thought of. She sacrifices selflessly sun up to sun down. She pushes on tirelessly, though others (mostly Dads) don't notice her efforts. She receives no pay, but when she finally gets a moment of recognition it's the best reward in the world to her.
by SupaDupaMe December 24, 2015
A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.
Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.
2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!
3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!
4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.
5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...
ONE WEEK LATER....
Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!
6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!
7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!
I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!
3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!
4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.
5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...
ONE WEEK LATER....
Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-
Her: SHUT UP, I'M ON THE PHONE!
6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!
7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!
I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 7, 2005
A phrase used to fact check someone or to state something that you are 100% positive without a doubt to be true.
When one puts something on moms they are typically backing a statement by saying that if they are lying then they are disrespecting everything their mother has done for them. Therefore if you lie on moms your are scum of the earth and should not be associated with.
When one puts something on moms they are typically backing a statement by saying that if they are lying then they are disrespecting everything their mother has done for them. Therefore if you lie on moms your are scum of the earth and should not be associated with.
Me: Bro remember that hot chick from high school with the yoga pants?
Homie: yeah?
Me: we smashed the other day. She hit me up on snap outta nowhere.
Homie: cap
me: nah ong
Homie: on moms?
Me: yeah... I was cappin.
Homie: yeah?
Me: we smashed the other day. She hit me up on snap outta nowhere.
Homie: cap
me: nah ong
Homie: on moms?
Me: yeah... I was cappin.
by Chilerd March 1, 2021
If you have a mom she will rock your world and protect you no matter what shes always there for you when you need her . She will put you before herself.
by ♡Belle♡ December 5, 2020
the woman who can be the biggest bitch in the whole world and will do anything 2 be right. She's not always right but thinks she is and ends up getting you in trouble for something you didn't do. But she's not always a bitch, she can be the most loving person in the world and do anything to make her kids have a better life. She puts her kids first and is hardly ever selfish. She'll love you no matter what you did and doesn't care what you look like, what you did, or how well you did as long as she knows that you tried you're hardest and didn't mean to hurt anyone(including yourself) in the process.
by catchmeififall19 February 12, 2008