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I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
by KM December 9, 2016
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captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.
by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023
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Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.
Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!
by peacepeacegirlkat@gmail.com October 29, 2018
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lighthouse car park

best doggin place you will ever go.scenery is stunning.10/10 recommend
by greencar January 30, 2023
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Lighthouse

The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore
Hey love you wanna play lighthouse tonight?
by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016
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lighthouse

“yea I wasted wasted last night, Anna was definitely my lighthouse”
by your neighbor April 25, 2024
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my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.
Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man
by thugdoroki November 30, 2020
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