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straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.
i got a straight eye for the queer guy
by mike hunt October 2, 2003
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it takes a queer to make a queer
queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
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by UD reruns June 28, 2013
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Guy Across The Street

To be the 'Guy Across The Street' you have to be the total opposite of the 'Guy Next Door'.

More of a bad boy, leather jacket and all. Also known as a 'Player'. Guys Next Door like to take advantage of girls and enjoy sex.

They don't usually get into relationships. They also tend to get drunk at parties and start fights. You find a lot of Guys Across The Street falling in love with the innocent good girls in romance novels.

These are not the kinds of guys you would generally take home to your parents unless you really want to piss them off.

Many girls tend to think they can change a Guy Across The Street and they usually just end up heart broken or become a single teen mom.
The total opposite of what Aaron Tviet looks like in a lot of his pictures.

Girl 1: Wow, that guy looks mighty fine!
Girl 2: Too bad he is a total Guy Across The Street.
Girl 1: So? I'm still going for him. Maybe I can change him.
by BecauseIWantTo August 17, 2011
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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bill nye the sicnce guy

a sicnce guy
hay it`s bill nye the sicnce guy
by noooooooooooooooooo123 March 2, 2020
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Stab in the neck guy

I wonder how stab in the neck guy feels about the guy who wanted to stab him in the neck being lauded as a prophet.
Hym "No no no no no. This isn't about you. I kind of started this with my concern regarding whether or not I was Schizophrenic or being gangstalked... You're a mental health professional... Is this not (as the Aussies would say) fucked? I mean, Dr. Jeepjorp doesn't like that I can tell he's a charlatan and likely a narcissist (I'm very perceptive) he's especially upset that I did the thing that he did to stab in the neck guy. But, now that I know for certain I'm not Schizophrenic, I'm just going to get worse. See, I'm all about the slow burn...."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
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