National shut the hell up day

On January 10, we will all tell someone to shut the hell up

‘ yo ‘

‘ yeah? ‘

‘ shut the hell up ‘

‘ why? ‘

‘ because its national shut the hell up day ‘

by Sulsonoa November 10, 2021

national throw the section leader day

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year

“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”

by nannerbelle March 20, 2022

national free the nips day

May 2nd

Person 1: “ why are your nipples out?”
Person 2: “because it’s May 2nd. It’s national free the nips day.”

by Cashboi May 2, 2022

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

by anonymous January 12, 2023

May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day

May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)

“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”

by Priest_Cecelian February 27, 2020

National kick the 8th graders day

Every 8th garders Need to be kicked,8th graders are like gingers you need to kick them.it is held on the 17 of February

O shit it is the 17 of February It's national kick the 8th graders Day let's kick them

by Nigerburgar October 4, 2019

National Grab THE ASS Day

On June 5th you have to grab a THICC persons ass.

Boy or girl, taken or not taken, if you are thicc then be prepared to be TOUCHED!

Yo! I grabbed that Ass like there was no tomorrow on National Grab THE ASS Day

by Toby the N May 25, 2018