Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker
by CGOLDS15 July 26, 2010
When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.
You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!
by 2quickmick@googlemail.com February 19, 2009
Yo nigga lets steal "teach me how to Jerk"
Aight what our name gonna be?
"Cali Dick suckers?"
Na how bout cali swag district?,
Aight and yo Audio push is wack cause they arent swag jackers
Aight what our name gonna be?
"Cali Dick suckers?"
Na how bout cali swag district?,
Aight and yo Audio push is wack cause they arent swag jackers
by georgewkushhh June 29, 2010
by ijeM naitsabeS January 31, 2007
A less refined reference to cubital tunnel syndrome whereby the ulnar nerve has been absolutely and brutally abused from chronic, repetitive stress from masturbation. More common in men.
After remote working for the last year and a half due to covid, Stefan developed a horrific case of jacker’s elbow and had to be splinted for 6 months. He’s working on a solid case with his other elbow now.
by Dick Onchin August 18, 2021
by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016
1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.
2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.
The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.
The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy January 01, 2014