The Green Bean

The name you would use to describe the coolest motherfuckers on the earth.If you have a group of friends just know you're not as cool as the green bean

Person:Hey what are the green bean up to
Other person:Being cool as shit

by IDKWTNT September 19, 2022

Green bean chrissy

Trans people jumping homophobes

I loved doing Green Bean Chrissy

by ThatSquidy69 January 8, 2025

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

by ELJAMS June 2, 2024

Green beans

Green beans are things that Jeffy HATES.

"I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!"

by JeffyFanatic5000 September 3, 2021

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job

zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!

by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

Green bean

The use of a food in a sentence to say “that’s in” or “that’s good” in basketball or “for the gamers” 2K

Yo bro im gonna shoot this, green bean

by Tanny baby January 18, 2024

Green Bean

- Green bean AKA side hoe/side dish

- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.

- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.

- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.

- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.

- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;

“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch”

“Simmer down, green bean”

by SayingWhatYouDontWantTo September 16, 2022