eating while taking a dump.
I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.
by ryan and jay November 20, 2003
by cp November 30, 2004
verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.
Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"
by Monkeytits March 18, 2014
A person who talks shit but will never back it up. A "crump" is perfectly described in Lil Jon's "What U Gon Do?"
Me and my niggas were in the club when this crump motherfucker came up and started talkin shit, I told him to meet me outside but his crump ass ran.
by MuGeN March 06, 2005
by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008
The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.
Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?
My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.
My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.
by High Maintenance December 26, 2008