Temuism

A belief where Temu is treated as a literal god and the best online store ever. Temuists practically worship Temu and buy random shit from it every day in order to please the Temu god and other Temuists. Temuism also states that the people that say that Temu is a scam will be heavily punished on Judgement Day. Most Temuists support forced labor, because that's one of the ways Temu manages to get such low prices.

Thomas: Hey Paul, why does Aaron love to shop endlessly at Temu and hiss at everyone that mentions other online stores like Amazon?
Paul: Oh, Aaron's just a devout believer in Temuism. Ever since he got that one Temu YouTube ad from his phone, he's been rambling about Temu to everyone like there's no tommorrow.
Aaron: Temuism is the truth, y'know! Oh and, if you insult Temu like that again, you'll be cursed with many, many horrible things.

by Some dumbass on the internet September 19, 2023

Temuulen

Sex master. Extremely good at sss lines (super sexy smooth) ,girls go insane for him

Temuulen got like eight girls in his pants just by doing nothing

by Weebtrash1 November 5, 2020

temulence

state of extreme drunkenness, to be temulent is to be very drunk due to the overconsumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages

My girlfriend was so temulent from buck night at Woodstock's that she made out with her friend; She drank so much beer that she "reeked of temulence."

by Paul Gadbois March 21, 2009

Temujin

AKA: Genghis Khan. Mongol warlord of the Golden Horde from 1206-1227.
Inventor of the pioneering medieval missile: the niznaz.
The world's first philanthropist.
Good friend of Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd.

Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Hello Temujin.
Temujin: Hello Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd.

by The Nug14 September 2, 2009

temuka

Temuka is someone who loves having friends with benefits but has a bad taste in women

Omg you are such a temuka

by You can find better January 31, 2020

Temujin McColgan

Is a guy that loves a girl that also starts with the letter T, wants to become a professional basketball player is a overthinker and has a gay friend called grayson and wants to marry the one he loves but the girl thinks it wont last as he is leaving soon for university.

Temujin McColgan loves T*** but doesn’t think she feels the same way…

by Korzmo November 23, 2021

Temujin Complex

A Temujin Complex is identical to the term "Napoleon Complex", which describes someone (typically a man) who is short, and tries to overcompensate for it in some way. The term "Napoleon Complex" is in fact historically inaccurate, due to the fact that Napoleon was not short, he was actually 5'6", which was average height in that era. Temujin (Better know as Genghis Khan) on the other hand, was 5'1", which was short for his era. Genghis' military accomplishments also dwarf Napoleons, especially since Genghis ruled over most of what is now Russia. In fact, the nomadic tribes that would inhabit that land after Temujin's death would later be known as the Russians, who of course were consistently outfought, but never conquered, by Napoleon.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that short guy over there trying to impress the hot chick with his magic tricks."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro, that guys has a total Temujin Complex."

by Destroyer25 March 19, 2011