Technoblade

a often known as youtuber, but is pretty much pig, or stanned.

"My favorite youtuber is Technoblade"

by loffadoofa January 28, 2022

Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg

Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

technoblade

the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.

person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?

by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.

Technoblade is amazing at PVP. I wish I had his skills.

by bella and devin who is a girl July 15, 2020

Technoblade

A boujwazee pig in a monarch outfit

Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies

by jesus_stan February 19, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade Never Dies! He is said to be one of the Top Tier Minecraft PvP Youtubers in the form of a pig! SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!

Some of his top Key Phrases include:
"SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
"Technoblade never dies!"
"WHAT A SCAAAM!"
"Not even close!"
"Anarchy!"

and many, many more...

"Bro! I just got beta'd by Technoblade! I feel so honored!"

by Angiiieo April 16, 2021

Technoblade

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.

“Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-

by Times3000 February 4, 2021