When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.
When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.
by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019
Get the penis taskmug. Yo sierra was soo into the tv at the party last night, it was like nothing else was going on.
Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking
Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking
by jerythebullfrog July 22, 2011
Get the solo-taskingmug. You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.
by choghies June 15, 2023
Get the Ball Taskingmug. Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!
Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
by GBuss December 9, 2009
Get the Monkey taskingmug. When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.
by MarCh1 August 8, 2018
Get the Task Bombingmug. Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
by chillhead May 15, 2021
Get the Task Fiendmug. Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.
While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.
The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
by Prof K June 16, 2008
Get the chaos-taskingmug.