chocolate twizzler

Verb: Man or Girl takes their pants off, bends their knees and while shitting profoundly spins around in a circle, giving the stream of feces the twizzler look.
Dont fuck my grandmother she will give you some chocolate twizzlers when you pull out
by telemofop April 13, 2010
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Twizzler Stick

Another name for the human penis, usually refers to one that is small and long.
Did you see his twizzler stick?

Man I slammed twizzler stick in her ass so hard last night she came 2 times.
by zeldafan678 July 07, 2010
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy May 15, 2016
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Turkey Twizzler

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.
"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"

"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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cunt twizzler

Man did you hear she got admitted to the hospital? They say she had a cunt twizzler
by Purpleweirdo9371 February 27, 2017
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Hot Twizzler

When you take your dick and put it in the dryer and get it as hot as as you can stand then stick it in a girls ass when she has the Hershey squirts.
Last night my friend told me a story of a hot twizzler.
by Zerofksgivein! September 18, 2017
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coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.
"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."
by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011
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