I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

by papa sal August 6, 2012

toolnami

To spam an the gamesurgeradio IRC channel while listening to DJ Tooly live, comprehensively flooding you, the irc servers, and everyone else offline, and also making the internet stream buffer. Spammed several times with lots of colours during a toolnami moment when a track really pumps. To do a toolnami, like tsunami. A wave of spam.

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by [TEA]sid September 22, 2005

redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!

I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!

by MCYT January 15, 2007

Tool Move

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.

"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."

by Noddatool January 11, 2009

toolfuck

An absurd, obnoxious, high-strung individual; a more vulgar and effective way to call one a tool.

"Why don't you just rip the bulbs out, ya toolfuck!?"

by Deeeps2 February 10, 2009

Toolcan

A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.

1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."

by austinpillage January 24, 2011

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

by CPT Ron April 30, 2013