tolian

A person from Bristol. Slang for Bristolian.

I be a tolian innit.

I met up with the tolian boys.

tolian totty is tops.

by ZmanTinG June 30, 2005

babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

tolan

a woman who often goes on vacation and leaves her friends behind.

Man, i miss that girl who is totally tolan-ing it!

by Rachel Freeno January 1, 2009

Ben Tolman

The gayest, ugliest, whore with the littlest penis you will ever find. there are many ben tolman's... including ben tolman of new portland maine.

wow! look at that fag, it must be ben tolman

by penisface21 January 13, 2011

Samuel Tallant

Twitter And Internet Sensation, Gripped The World Of Twitter With His Humerous And Bitchy Tweets Under The Name ( PrinceTallant) . Celebrity Followers Include Shontelle Layne And Lady GaGa.

" Cant Wait For @PrinceTallant ( Samuel Tallant) To Diss Some Bitch "

by Lovedemon July 26, 2009

Toland Shuffle

Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =

"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"


the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.

by wall lover October 20, 2008

Tia tolland

The absolute goat

Michael: Is aht tia tolland the goat
Josh: Aye it is she’s so hot and has a bunda

by hiwndow May 5, 2022