The best person in the world, the prettiest in the universe. She is better than everyone and if u r reading this and u r not called Tina u r a trash can. SOO go to the president and change ur name to Tina otherwise u will be hated for life. Tina is the most stunning, best person in the world. Every guy wants to fuck her and every girl wants to be like her. TINA IS BETTER THAN CORELLE!! TINA ANOTHER WORD FOR STUNNING
The most beautiful person you’ll ever see in this fucking world. She will marry KOSSAI and only Kossai and she’s the most amazing and beautiful person you’ll ever see. It’s like she’s sent from heaven itself.
Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.