Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.
Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.
Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
Get the Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2 mug.The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
Get the Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part mug.excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
by Deadskin July 7, 2009
Get the scrotch on the rocks mug.Man- Hey babe, why dont we try this new thing?
Woman- Sure what is it
Man- Its called a blowpop on the rocks? It's what all the kids are doing
Woman- Hell yea, ive been wanting to do this for a while!
Woman- Sure what is it
Man- Its called a blowpop on the rocks? It's what all the kids are doing
Woman- Hell yea, ive been wanting to do this for a while!
by Madcappbeotchh December 4, 2009
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Get the on the rocks mug.when during anal sex you cut your partners arms off with a butchers knife, causing your partner to bleed, you then put the bleeding arm in your anus giving pleasure to yourself. I didnt mention that your partner still has legs, now what your partner does here is stomp on your ribcage till your ribs are broken, then vomits on them. At the end you cum in your hair.
by anonmys June 13, 2004
Get the turkey on the rocks mug.A place people live that don't understand things that go on around them and are also oblivious to age old expressions.
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