Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all

Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter

by balls_deep_in_your_gran69 January 18, 2022

Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.

*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”

by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021

Mater academy

A school filled with potheads , cute new kids , perm boys and fake depressed girl .

Person 1: you smoke ?
Person 2: I go to mater academy obviously !

by Tigertheprincipal October 19, 2019

Kingswood academy

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child’s aspirations for the future. Negatives or c3 detentions will be issued for such dastardly offences; forgetting your pen,pencil,journal or conduct card;chewing gum; and god forbidden defiance. Students will not be punished for,bullying,being a dick,looking like a gypsy.

“Oh yeah she goes to kingswood academy”
“That schools complete bullshit I feel sorry for her.”
“Same”

by Kingswoodacademystudent April 16, 2019

Stockport Academy

An absolute shithole of a school. Almost as bad as Reddish Vale.

“Oh my good look! Its Stockport Academy, poor kids who go there…”

by xanupt May 21, 2021

Leith Academy

A school in Leith, Edinburgh it’s not that good of a school

Loads of fight happen

There was a nonce teacher

A racist teacher and Jk Rowling used to work there

Currently there is a rival war between the YLT (chavs) v The Goths

Mike: I go to leith academy
Dave: are you a chav or a goth

by youraweeweirdo December 6, 2020

Central academy

ONE OF THE SHITTEST SCHOOLS IN BIRMINGHAM EVERYONES MIXUP AND PEOPLE BEAT IN THE DISABLED TOILETS I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND YOU SEND YOUR CHILD HERE ALSO THE TEACHER ARE VERY SHIT

THAT CENTRAL ACADEMY SCHOOL IS OSO SHIT

by Unknown.s May 27, 2019