Task Bombing

When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.

I have 12 things on my to do list, so my #1 priority is task bombing my team.

by MarCh1 August 8, 2018

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penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.

When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.

by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019

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faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019

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solo-tasking

Doing one thing and one thing only. The exact opposite of multi-tasking.

Yo sierra was soo into the tv at the party last night, it was like nothing else was going on.

Yeah buddy, she was solo-tasking

by jerythebullfrog July 22, 2011

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Bitch Task

Any task delegated to a newbie because A) Nobody wants to do it, and B) They're new

Toe sucking is best left to Stephen, because he likes it too much for it to be a bitch task

by Nightman2011 October 12, 2011

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Weaponized tasking

When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.

Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.

by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022

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