T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Rusty T-Bone

The act of taking a bong rip off of a girls back whilst banging her from behind.

Ty just went into my room and gave that girl a rusty T-bone, now my room smells like sex and weed.

by um,ok December 8, 2012

t-boned

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout

d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!

by chris gorman April 6, 2005

texas t-bone

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.

Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.

by Coochers April 14, 2008

Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.

Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.

by GustyDingus March 24, 2017

t-bone

The act of growling and barking n the sidelines of a football game/practice then going and laying out a fagget churchville chili kid who thinks he is cool when he kicks and punches the other teams players.

Holy S*** you t-boned him!

by gcam104 August 4, 2010

T-Bone Withdrawal

Physical and mental symptoms that occur after stopping or reducing intake of T-Bone after being spoiled by your dog Grandpa.

Willie looks pale and depressed, probably because she's experiencing T-Bone Withdrawal.

by Arika Kuischegi October 12, 2020