strawberry wallet

The act of having anal sex with a girl while she is on her period.

I didnt think we were going to have sex last night since she was on the rag, but then she gave me that strawberry wallet.

by Rammz February 24, 2010

strawberry friend

A term in the swingers community.

A strawberry friend is a swinger friend; another person in the swinging lifestyle.

The opposite of a vanilla friend; vanilla being the name given to those that are not part of the Lifestyle.

I had a great orgy with my strawberry friends last weekend.
I don't talk to my vanilla friends about how we like group sex, but my strawberry friends get it.
Come join us for a strawberry house party this weekend!

by strawberrycouple May 31, 2020

straw boat borrows arrows

The act of using someone's strength against them.

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The term is said to have originated from the Chinese strategist, Zhuge Liang, during the Battle of Red Cliff against the army of Cao Cao.

Before the Battle of Red Cliffs, Zhuge Liang went to visit the Wu camp to assist Wu strategist Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu saw Zhuge Liang as a threat to Eastern Wu and was also jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent. Therefore, he assigned Zhuge Liang the task to make 100,000 arrows in ten days or face execution. Zhuge Liang, however, swore he would finish this seemingly impossible task in three days. He requested 20 large boats, each manned with many straw men and a few soldiers. Before dawn, Zhuge Liang ordered his soldiers to beat war drums and shout orders, to imitate the noise of an attack.

Zhuge Liang sat with Lu Su inside one of the boats drinking wine. The Wei soldiers, unable to see in the fog, fired many volleys of arrows at the sound of the drums. The straw men were soon filled with arrows, and Zhuge Liang returned to Wu having fulfilled his promise.

(Jin blocks Mike's punch to the face, and in seconds brings his friend to the ground)

Jin: Straw boat borrows arrows, eh?
Mike: That's not one of those Chinese proverbs, is it?
Jin: >:)

by seizure_salad January 8, 2010

strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.

that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.

by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

shotgun straws

when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.

Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!

by roflcoper June 1, 2009

Strawberry donut

What occurs when two lesbians have been donut bumpin' back and forth, while on their periods.

After those two broads were done bagel bumping, it looked like somebody left strawberry donuts at a crime scene.

by Buster Belair April 6, 2021

strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020