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Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.
I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.
Seattle Steamroller by M-Chill December 19, 2012

cuban steamroller 

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.
Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.
cuban steamroller by DoleDUck February 24, 2014

smallwood steamroller 

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.
I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.
smallwood steamroller by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

louisiana steamroller 

When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.
Hey Brad how was that chick last night?

It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.

Steamroom Cowboy 

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.
When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
Steamroom Cowboy by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019

steamloller 

A steamroller containing the substance of 'lol'. Suggests hearty lollerin'
"Steamloller!"
steamloller by steamloller March 13, 2003