Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

fob squad

Group of good for nothing teens in Houston, TX composed of HTX Paul, HTX Shiv, HTX Jason, HTX Yatin, and a bunch of other niggas who are irrelevant. These niggas act like straight fucking fobs and act like they run the city of Houston when the only thing that they should be running is the desk at their motel. These dudes also feel need to post their entire lives on snapchat and just act cringe asf but I must admit that they do stay eating good. Someone needs to go to Htown and go check these fools.

I was at the club the other night when fob squad was there and those niggas ordered $2K in bottle service and then just dipped and we got stuck with the bill, if we run into those niggas again, we'll beat their ass.

by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020

Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.

Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"

by CodyDV October 27, 2010

Squatcho

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.

Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."

by SE Beast September 1, 2014

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Tiananmen Square

Nothing happened in the Tiananmen Square

Friend: Yo, have you heard about the Tiananmen Square protests?
me: Yeah, it was a bloodba... I mean everyone was cheerful and there was no massacre.
Friend: What do you mean? Wait, who are those people behind you?

by xX_n00bM4st3r-69_Xx May 23, 2019