Sprute Sac

A huge tool. Who gets bossed around by little sophmore hoes. Sprute Sacs usually get red in the face whenever they face adversity, or are at the butt end of a joke.

Dude, quit being such a Sprute Sac.. No one likes you or that sophmore hoe that owns you.

by Buck Bob March 10, 2010

Spruce Grove

A crap hole of a town. Filled with tons of trailer parks and convicted rapists. 20 minutes away from Alberta's capital Edmonton, it's only claim to fame is the "Tri Leisure Centre", which was set up to prevent the already growing population from getting any larger. It's once-a-year fun time is a crappy little carnival set up in the parking lot of the Safeway. Town attractions include the bountiful supply of meth addicts and the always accessible ecstasy, weed, and beer for minors. Also memorable due to it's shitty gymnastics club, Aerial's, which is so old that they can't even afford to heat it properly because it's not worth it, and whose owners want to spend a whopping 6 million dollars of tax payers money to build a brand new building, just for them. Also cluttered with some really stunning schools; Woodhaven, a school for the academically challenged, Greystone, known for it overwhelming record of drug busts, and let's not forget the beloved Spruce Grove Composite High School, which is so old that nearly everyone in town is terrified that it's going to collapse on any given day, so torn up and wrecked that no one likes going to school there, and even the teachers hate it. Even better, some of the school policies include an insanely strict dress code, and a rule that there are absolutely no cell-phones allowed.

1. "Let's go check out that school, what was it called again?" "That's Spruce Grove Composite High School, careful, all the students are drunk" *wasted student walks out in front of car "Told you so."
2. "This town is so quaint, let's stop and..." "NO. Someone will be trying to sell you drugs within seconds."
3. "Let's go hang out at my place." "Aww, do we have to go help your brother cook his meth again?"

by YouWishYouKnewWhoIIs June 21, 2011

spruce nigger

An Indian or other native american living near or in a forest.

That stupid Spruce Nigger is poaching all the animals

by Mike10101 January 16, 2008

spruceage

n. The act or the result of the act of sprucing up one's crib (ie, home), especially the outer, front portions...yard, fence, painting, etc.

Joe: "Yo, Bob, you're making me look like a bad husband with all that spruceage you're doing over there!"

by stirling78 June 26, 2009

struber

When you are trying to be insulting but you misspell the word and are a moron.

Luis A Zubieta is a struber

by ReaperUnit June 20, 2019

Spuber

Spewing in an Uber. You've had way too many beers and they're not going to stay in your body long enough to come out the normal way. Nope, they are coming back out the way the came in. And the driver can't stop in time. Sorry about the upholstery mate!

I had a huge chuck on the way home, the driver insisted my Mum pay a hundred bucks to clean up the Spuber!

by PhilthyM May 12, 2019

spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

by Ellara Strongheart June 30, 2020